DAMNED

Stiff Upper Lip (2000)

(Young, Young)

 

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes

Or else you'll wind up in the can

no jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around

you are a guest of Uncle Sam

stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease

and know no sex above the knees

When I snap, you jump into the master plan

 

I'll be damned

well, I'll be damned

I'll be damned

If I drink or smoke

Damned, if I steal your jokes

I'll be damned

If I go for broke

damned if I do

damned if I don't

 

Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around

I'll make a monkey out of you

you sign your name right on the dotted line, boy

 

I'll be damned

I'll be damned

if I drink or smoke

damned

If I steal your joke

I'll be damned

if I go for broke

damned if I do

I'm damned if I don't

 

come on

I'll be damned

if I drink or smoke

damned

if I steal your joke

I'll be damned

if I go for broke

I'm damned if I do

I'm damned if I don't

 

I'll be damned

if I drink or smoke

damned

if I steal your joke

I'll be damned

If I go for broke

I'm damned if I do

I'm damned if I don't

 

I'll be damned

I'll be damned

I'll be damned

I'll be damned

I'll be damned

I'll be damned