Stiff Upper Lip (2000)
(Young, Young)
Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
Or else you'll wind up in the can
no jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around
you are a guest of Uncle Sam
stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease
and know no sex above the knees
When I snap, you jump into the master plan
I'll be damned
well, I'll be damned
I'll be damned
If I drink or smoke
Damned, if I steal your jokes
I'll be damned
If I go for broke
damned if I do
damned if I don't
Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
I'll make a monkey out of you
you sign your name right on the dotted line, boy
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
if I drink or smoke
damned
If I steal your joke
I'll be damned
if I go for broke
damned if I do
I'm damned if I don't
come on
I'll be damned
if I drink or smoke
damned
if I steal your joke
I'll be damned
if I go for broke
I'm damned if I do
I'm damned if I don't
I'll be damned
if I drink or smoke
damned
if I steal your joke
I'll be damned
If I go for broke
I'm damned if I do
I'm damned if I don't
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned