Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:  Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup:  Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash:  1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God:  1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile perhour:  Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:  1 lite
year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:  1 Rod Sterling
Half of a large intestine:  1 semicolon
1000 aches:  1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis:  1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes:  A straight line (think about it for a
moment)
453.6 graham crackers:  1 pound cake
1 million-million microphones:  1 megaphone
1 million bicycles:  1 megacycles
365.25 days:  1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds:  two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)
10 cards:  1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs:  1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks:  1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish:  1 microfiche
1 trillion pins:  1 terrapin
10 rations:  1 decoration
100 rations:  1 C-ration
2 monograms:  1 diagram
8 nickels:  2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:  1 I.V.  League
100 Senators:  Not 1 decision