Work desired:
    Computer programmer
    Stripper
    I will do anything the Swiss don't want to do

Hobbies:
    Collecting the tops of individual-serving coffee cream containers
    Sweeping the street in front of my house
    Clucking disapprovingly at bad behavior
    Spying on my neighbors

What time do you go to bed?
    19.30
    20.30
    After 20.30

Have you ever committed any of the following serious crimes?
    Murder
    Littering
    Hanging up washing on Sunday
    Putting rubbish out more than 24 hours in advance
    Speaking loudly on a tram
    Not removing labels from wine bottles before recycling them
    Not flattening PET bottles before recycling them
    Being a foreigner

Your educational level:
    Master's degree
    Ph.D.

Select one of the following work training programs:
    McDonald's cashier (3 year apprenticeship)
    Denner checkout clerk (4 year apprenticeship)
    Street sweeper (8 year apprenticeship)
    Chemist (3 month apprenticeship) [ Would you be willing to take the blame for the next Rhine disaster? Yes ]