Sam before the birth

There is even a Story before I was borne.

The 9 months as a tennant have been very enjoyable. My landlady Elke kept me supplied with all the nutritents I needed to grow up strong and healthy. I simply went along were ever she went. I especially liked going for a bicycle ride. I developed strong legs and arms and more and more I needed a good workout. I kicked and boxed those other organs away whenever they tried to crowd me. Sometimes I did hear my mum call out for daddy to come and have a look at my activities but I would then always stop my exercising.

Aproaching the 9 th. month I still had my head upwards and had no intension of turning around. I was so comfortable and thought there was still plenty of time to turn in order to have a normal birth. Besides who wants to be like all the other kids and behave normally? Too boring I reckon.

My parents didn't agree, like all parents have a tendency to disagree with us kids, so they tried all sorts of funny things to incourage me to turn my bum. The indian bridge I could handle but the frozen peas bag on my head wasn't nice I tell you. The guiding flashlight at night was a good try but I played blind. The best one was the Moxo theraphy. My daddy would heat my mums little toe with a hot cigar. From there the heat went up through the back Meridian and would warm me up quite a bit. I couldn't figure out why this should have changed my mind but apparently in China this works perfect. I no understand chinese you silly buggers.

One beautiful day in early may they took me to a country hospital were a doctor performs physical turning of babies inside their mothers. It used to be a common practise in the old days but today doctors prefere to perform caeserian for breach positions. More money to earn for them. First a young doctor had a go, he was really gentle and friendly but after 5 minutes Dr Pavich took over and pushed my head and bum so vigorously that I could not resist anymore. I had to givein and turn upside down. Everybody cheered and I was in a bad mood. Now the universe looked so much different. I couln't hear my mums heartbeat anymore and I got a bid dizzi sometimes. After a couple of days I got used to it and it wasn't so bad after all. At least this way I could go to the birthing center in Muttenz and be a normally born baby.

This time my parents won but I promise next round will be on me. I'am a Taurus!!