For lack of exciting news at this moment I present you some
Blonde Jokes

What have Blondes and beer bottles in common?
They are empty from the neck on upwards.

How do you make a Blonde's eyes shine?
Hold a flashlight towards her ear.

What is a  Blonde looking for in a bowl of rice?
Uncle Ben's.

Why did a Blonde climb over a wall of glass?
She wanted the see what's on the other side.

How do you know a Blonde was working on a computer?
There is white-out on the screen.

How do you know another Blonde has worked on that computer too?
There is text written on the white-out.