This is the part where people put in information about themselves that nobody really wants to know. They go on rambling about their jobs, family, dogs, favorite holiday destinations, books and films, disclose gruesome details about the meaning of life, their goldfish's sexual preferences, or, worse even, about their age... accompanied by completely dull photos entitled: "That's me with my favorite guinea pig Dorothy in front of the hydrangea I planted outside my house."

Well, gardening really isn't one of my fortes. Too much time among books and