" Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)"

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

"Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)"

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)"

On a string of Christmas lights:

W.B. Yeats: Easter 1916

"The rest is silence"

Hamlet's last words, Willliam Shakespeare

"The eyes of the world are upon you"

General Dwight D. Eisenhower to his troops in the Normandie; June 6th 1944

"No wood no good -

no medals, no job"

John Glaetzer, Australian Winemaker

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

Sherlock Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

"We agreed to disagree."