Fun Stuff II
Blondes Jokes

  • 7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
    A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
    8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
    A: Nothing. They've never met.
    9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
    A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
    10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
    A: After a dye job.
    11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
    A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
    A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
    12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
    A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
    13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
    A: You can park in the handicap zonejokes panel
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