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Blondes Jokes

  • 14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
    A: An IN-body experience!
     
    15. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
    A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
     
    16. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
    A: Put either of 'em in a car and they are fucked.
     
    17. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
    A: Humpme Dumpme.
     
    18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
    A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
     
    19. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
    A: Shine a torch in her ears. jokes panel
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