| Ackbar: | All ships, prepare to jump to hyperspace on my mark. |
| Captain of Odyssey: | Full speed ahead. |
| Captain of Odyssey: | Manoeuver carefully. |
| Captain of Odyssey: | Report. |
| Tactical Officer: | Shields falied. |
| Captain of Odyssey: | Fire !! |
| Storm Trooper 1: | Go to the bridge. |
| Storm Trooper 2: | They resist. |
| Storm Trooper 1: | Kill them all. |
| Tactical Officer: | Ahhhh |
| Storm Trooper 3: | I got one. |
| Navigation Officer: | Jauu…. |
| Storm Trooper 4: | I got another. |
| First Officer: | Ufff… |
| Storm Trooper 2: | Only one left. |
| Storm Trooper 3: | The captain is fleeing…. |
| Storm Trooper 1: | Follow her !!!! |
| Storm Trooper 2:: | She blocked the door |
| Storm Trooper 1: | Destroy it…. |
| Storm Trooper Commander: | We looked at the database. |
| Imperial Officer: | And what did you find ? |
| Storm Trooper Commander: | This ship has been shoot by our newest weapon. But it didn’t work right, so the ship arrived in another galaxy. They find something very interesting on a planet in a system in that unknown galaxy. Look your self. |
| Imperial Officer: | Petrol !!!! Informed immediately the main fleet. |
| Ackbar: | Destroy all Interdictors. So we can escape. |
| Ackbar: | What are they doing ????? |
| Imperial Officer: | Glucks. We found something very interesting, my lord. A Rebel ship found a planet with Petrol. |
| Darth Vader: | What are you waiting for, commander ? Take course on this planet. |
| Imperial Officer: | This planet is another galaxy, but we will find a way there very soon. |
| Darth Vader: | I hope that, commander. Never disappoint me. |
| Imperial Officer: | We found the way, my lord. |
| Darth Vader: | Take course on the planet. |
| Imperial Officer: | As you wish, my lord. |
| President: | What do you suggest, General. |
| General 1: | It depends if they are peaceful or aggressive… |
| President: | Haven’t you watch Star Wars, then would know, that they aren’t peaceful… |
| General 1: | Our teams will find something. |
| President: | What’s happening to see TV ??? |
| Darth Vader: | This planet is now Imperial property. All resistance will be destroy. We will take all your Petrol, and you will not disturb us. All governments on this planet have to surrender within the next day. |
| President: | I always thought this guy was just an invention. And now, General, put our army on Defcon 1. |
| Imperial Officer: | A lots of unimportant countries have already surrender. Oh, an other message is coming in…certainly another country, which wants to surrender. |
| Milosevic: | Mi, Srbi, necemo se nikome predati. Protiv svakog se mozemo boriti. Imamo veliku armiju. |
| Darth Vader: | Destroy the country of this idiot immediately, as an example. |
| Imperial Officer: | All star destroyer prepare to fire on this co-ordinates. Pause Fire !!!! |
| Imperial Officer: | Destroyed, but meanwhile we got another message from country which doesn’t want to surrender. |
| Darth Vader: | Destroy it, too. |
| President: | General, you have the permission to use all weapons, nuclear weapons include, to fight back the Empire. |
| General 1: | Yes…Yes…you have the permission to use our prototype laser gun. |
| Darth Vader: | Destroy this laser gun and the prepare our fleet to enter the atmosphere. |
| Darth Vader: | Now, enter the atmosphere. |
| Air Force One Pilot 1: | Uff, we survived this attack. |
| Air Force One Pilot 2: | I hope it was the last…..Oh wait, I got some bizarre signal on the radar. |
| Air Force One Pilot 1: | What’s this ???? |
| President: | You aren’t allowed to treat me this way. |
| Darth Vader: | Only talk, when I allowed you to talk. Now order your army to surrender, and also order the other countries to surrender. |
| President: | We will never surrender, we will fight to the last man, and…. |
| Darth Vader: | Commander, order our fleet to destroy the country of this idiot. |