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These pages are dedicated to the jewriffic Jewish holidays.

 

 

Missing: Yom Yirushalaim

 

  

 

 

The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays :)

  • Rosh Hashanah: Feast

  • Tzom Gedalia: Fast

  • Yom Kippur: More fasting

  • Sukkot: Feast

  • Hashanah Rabbah: More feasting

  • Simchat Torah: Keep feasting

  • Month of Cheshvan: No feasts or fasts for a whole month.  Get a grip on ourselves.

  • Chanukkah: Eat potato pancakes

  • Tenth of Tevet: Do not eat potato pancakes

  • Tu B'Shevat: Feast

  • Fast of Esther: Fast

  • Purim: Eat pastry

  • Passover: Do not eat pastry

  • Shavuot: Dairy feast (cheesecake, blintzes etc.)

  • 17th of Tammuz: Fast (definitely no cheesecake or blintzes)

  • Tisha B'Av: Very strict fast (don't even think about cheesecake or blintzes.)

  •  Month of Elul: End of cycle.   Enroll in Center for Eating Disorders before the High Holidays arrive again.

Short summary of every Jewish Holiday:
They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat. *Ü*

 

 

Please pray for Israel

in these difficult times.

 

 

 

 

 

Mashiach

 

 

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